Do you know Santa?

I don’t get what they see
When they look at him.
This obese man lacks control,
Goes on an eating binge.

He shows up to a party,
And does that stupid laugh.
They buy it line and sinker,
Of him they see just half.

They didn’t see him stinking drunk,
Tripped on the Yule log.
Fell into the Christmas tree,
Got up and kicked the dog.

They didn’t see when he puked,
Was hugging the commode.
Many times he’s been like this,
Should all the truth be told.

They didn’t see him playing cards,
And bet the grocery money.
Do you think he’s jolly now?
Do you think he’s funny?

Think just because his brother
Is known as Santa Claus
That he would be just like him,
Not have so many flaws.

You can’t go by the package.
You can’t go by ones kin.
You can’t go by ones relatives.
To know just what’s within.

So have a Merry Christmas.
Enjoy your family.
You can pick who is your friend,
But not your family tree.