Tuesday, December 9, 2008

THAT'S NOT MY VIAGRA

That’s not my Viagra
Don’t need it, oh, not me
Must be someone else’s
Go ask, and she’ll agree

There’s been a time or two
I had too much to drink
And a little period
I saw my favorite shrink

Sometimes I’m in pain
An old sports injury
Distracted me a little
Pain in the ass old knee

When getting to the end,
Quotas in each quarter
Of course it’s not the time
Not like I forgot her

Besides she said to me
It’s really not about
‘sides, Tuesdays bowling night
And Fridays, girls night out.

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