FUZZY BURRO

I sure love fuzzy burro
I travel with my friend
Makes me mad when other folks
They call him my rear end

When we stop to spend the night
We snuggle by the fire
Wish he wouldn’t eat my beans
Before we do retire

I can count on my old friend
To stop when I say go
When I pulled upon his rope
He stepped on my big toe

Had to ride him after that
To nurse this injury
And when I wasn’t looking
He bit me on my knee

When I was bent over
To take care of this cut
My buddy, fuzzy burro
Did kick me in the butt

So I got up, eye to eye
“Your ass I could replace”
His reply came too quick
He spit into my face

I sure love fuzzy burro
I travel with my friend
Makes me mad when other folks
They call him my rear end